Mar. 15th, 2007 10:23 am
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I am getting a night off and I can hardly believe it. Of course this glee is tempered by the fact that tomorrow is the Sisterhood Shabbat and I have a part - ugh. And that Four is off in sunny Florida visiting her new granddaughter and I am left alone to slog through the irony of all of this alone.

Last night we went to the Jewish Israeli Film Festival. They dragged our sorry butts all the way to Delmont because of one particular Temple That Shall Not Be Named but which has a reputation as hoity-toity and Up Their Own Asses. They had lobbied to have the location made More Convenient. Actually it wasn't all THAT inconvenient to me...six to one and a half dozen to the other based on where we were LAST year but still.

I think they collected less than 40 tickets whereas last year our little community all by it's lonesome got over 50. There was much gnashing of teeth I can tell you over this.

Anyway, the movie was about a Jewish guy named Fishke who led a band of beggars. He was their king and savior. Anthony later said he looked a lot like Jesus and the movie had that kind of subtheme running through it. Dude got his throat slit at the end (sorry if I ruined it for you) but overall, blood, guts, gore and lots of naked, old, white guy butts. Too many if you really want to know. Evan said he liked the boob parts the best - that would be when Fishke got his...in the biblical sense and well before he got offed while sitting under a tree.

The dude playing Fishke??? Serious eye candy. His eyes were so beautiful, it occured to me I could look into them forever. At first I wasn't all over the long hair, wandering through the woods in dirty clothes and ohmygosh they don't even brush their teeth look...but boy, Those Eyes!

Three out of Four Matzot for violence and gore....one out of four for naked, old white guys....four out of four for Fishke!

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The Part of You That No One Sees

You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.

Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful.
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I used to really like Rachael Ray.  I watched her show for years.  I cooked her stuff.  Some of it was good although a lot of could, in NO way, be done in 30 minutes, unless I channeled some Stepford-ish automatron to do it.  But it was still good stuff.

Then everyone else in the free speaking world jumped on girlfriend's bandwagon and not being one to shy away from too much publicity...well, you know.

Anyway, I saw this today.  She's jumping over to be the spokes-leader for Dunkin' Donuts.  Cripe.  

Can we all say SATURATION?  I knew we could.

I couldn't stand her when she just had the talk show and her mug was on all the boxes of crackers at WalMart.  This could put me off the deep end.

Rock on Barefoot Contessa!

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1. What time did you get up this morning? 5:50

2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Zodiac

4. What is your favorite TV show? Alltime?  St. Elsewhere and Northern Exposure

5. What did you have for breakfast? nothing yet but I have a TLC pumpkin spice bar and a banana

6. What is your middle name? Joann

7. What is your favorite cuisine?   either chinese or mexican

8. What foods do you dislike?  okra

9. What are your favorite chips?  salt and vinegar

10. What is your favorite CD at the moment?   Tapestry - Carole King

11. What kind of car do you drive?   Saturn Ion

12. Favorite sandwich? reuben

13. What are characteristics you can't stand?   pretty much any Richard may have but in particular, snakiness

14. What are your favorite clothes? my Shabbat shirt :)

15. If you could go anywhere on vacation, where would it be? New Zealand

16. Favorite brand of clothing? none really

17. Where would you want to retire?   Probably Florida or North Carolina

18. Favorite time of day? morning

19. Where were you born? Newark, Delaware

20. Where have you lived?  Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia and Pennsylvania

21. What is your favorite sport to watch? curling, soccer, football, pretty much all sports

22. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi

23. Beavers or ducks? Ducks

24. Are you a morning person or a night owl?  morning definitely

25. Pedicure or manicure? neither...gross!!!

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share with everyone?  I slept all night last night!!!

27. What did you want to be when you were little? a writer

28. What is your best childhood memory? being with my grandmother

29. Piercing? Ears

30. Ever been to Africa? No

31. Ever been toilet papering? yes

32. Been in a car accident?  yes

33. Favorite day of the week? Saturday

34. Favorite restaurant?   Olive Garden

35. Favorite flower?  tulips

36. Favorite ice cream? moose tracks

37. Favorite fast food restaurant?  wendy's

38. How many times did you fail your driver's test? once

39. From whom did you get your last e-mail?  four

40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?  lowe's

41. Bedtime? 10  

42. Last person you went to dinner with? Alison

43. What are you listening to right now? nothing...isn't it fabulous?

44. What is your favorite color? pink

45. How many tattoos do you have? none

46. Favorite magazines? Hadassah

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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Her Noble Excellency Z the Abrupt of Old Throcking in the Hole
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Hat tip to Jen!

Your Career Personality: Independent, Insightful, and Ingenious
Your Ideal Careers:

Business strategist
College professor
Computer programmer
Video game developer


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